Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a world where everyone’s heart is detachable and tradeable, you are a heart dealer in the bustling city of Cardia. As the last remaining specialist in heart exchanges, you're thrust into a comedy of errors when you accidentally sell your own heart to a mysterious figure. Now, you must navigate the zany underbelly of Cardia, interacting with eccentric characters, engaging in absurd dialogue, and making choices that could lead you to reclaim your heart—before it winds up in a performance art piece or as a key ingredient in a love potion gone wrong. Will you restore your own heart, uncover the secrets of its new owner, or find a heart that suits your newfound taste?