Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as an underwhelming warehouse clerk at 'Hearts & Crafts', a bizarre heart-manufacturing company. One fateful day, you stumble upon a shipment of hearts that were illegally harvested from the recently deceased. As you navigate a surreal corporate labyrinth filled with quirky coworkers, deceitful bosses, and a rogue band of heart thieves, you must decide whether to expose the sinister practices of the company or steal a heart for yourself. The choices you make will lead to absurd consequences, witty dialogue exchanges, and unexpected alliances, all while retaining your humanity amidst the madness.