Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a city where emotions are traded like stocks, you play as a slick 'Heart Broker' navigating the existential and often hilarious dilemmas of a world where the heart defines not only love but also status and ambition. After a mix-up at a heart exchange, you accidentally end up with someone else's emotions—literally! Now you must solve absurd puzzles, deliver quirky speeches, and make unpredictable choices to determine which heart belongs to whom. Will you mend broken lives, or will your antics lead to the ultimate emotional meltdown? Fast-paced with a cast of eccentric characters, this text-based game invites players to explore the ridiculousness of feelings, moral dilemmas, and heart-hacking.