Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be exchanged like trading cards, you play as a mildly jaded contract negotiator who has to navigate a bizarre marketplace filled with eccentric characters, each wishing to swap their heart for the perfect deal. You must interact with a variety of quirky factions—ranging from love-struck villains to heartless skeptics—while solving riddles about love, betrayal, and the essence of humanity itself. Choose your words wisely, as every interaction can lead to unexpected consequences and plot twists, transforming your monotonous life into a comedic misadventure of the heart.