Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every heart I sold, I'd still need a new one!

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In a world where people's hearts can be traded like commodities, you play as a heart broker navigating a bustling underground market. Each heart has its own unique powers, and each transaction could lead to hilariously disastrous consequences. As you make deals and form alliances with quirky characters—including an enigmatic heart-thief and a cynical heart-repair surgeon—you must uncover the mystery of why people's hearts are going missing. Will you save the world or just your own skin in this absurd society that values hearts over humanity?