Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this twisted, hilarious interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a quirky, irreverent medicinal heart surgeon in a dystopian future. Following a bizarre and catastrophic event known as 'The Heart Scale,' society has become obsessed with perfectly balanced emotions. Players must navigate through a series of darkly comedic scenarios where they have to graft hearts (both literally and metaphorically) for their quirky clientele, including disillusioned art critics, love-struck robots, and overly dramatic heartbroken poets. Each decision alters the heart's emotional balance and influences the eccentric outcomes in unexpected ways. Can you find and perfect the ideal heart for each character's weirdly specific dilemma while avoiding the judgment of the fantastical Ethereal Cardio-Judges? Your choices could turn a bleak situation into a rollicking success or leave the whole town in heart-stopping chaos.