Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I always knew I had a way with hearts... just not this way!

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In a world where people's hearts have been replaced with bizarre objects of all shapes and sizes, you play as a heart-thief who accidentally swaps hearts with a notorious crime boss during a chaotic heist. Now, you must navigate the twisted underbelly of the city filled with eccentric characters, absurd dilemmas, and a ticking clock. Use your new 'heart'—an antique typewriter that produces literal words and commands—to manipulate situations and convince others to help you retrieve your own heart before the crime boss discovers your trickery. Your choices will lead to hilarious outcomes and unexpected alliances as you seek to reclaim your heart and restore order, or risk becoming the new kingpin of chaos. Expect witty banter, outlandish scenarios, and a journey where the human soul meets the absurdity of objects.