Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’ll take your heart, but keep your drama—unless it’s the good kind.

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In an eccentric Victorian city where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as Mortimer, a quirky heart thief with a penchant for pursuing the absurd. You stumble upon a mysterious heart market that offers not just the ability to steal voices and emotions but also a dizzying array of heart containers, each with its own dramatic backstory. As you navigate through bizarre encounters with eccentric characters—like Lady Wistful, who is obsessed with sadness, and Baron Blithe, who collects joy—you must choose which hearts to acquire or return. Your choices lead to uproarious outcomes, shaping the very fabric of the city’s emotional landscape while revealing the true essence of humanity. Will you steal a heart for love, for laughs, or for chaos? Dive into a satirical twist on life, love, and the lengths we go to feel.