Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

If I had a heart, I'd use it to negotiate better puns!

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In a dystopian world where hearts are commodified and traded like currency, you are a reluctant 'Heart Broker' navigating the cutthroat world of organ dealings. As a cynical protagonist, you must forge alliances with quirky characters—friends and foes alike—each with their own twisted motives. With every choice, you either gain power and wealth or risk losing your own heart in the process. Engage in dramatic exchanges, uncover dark secrets, and shape the fate of the heart economy while questioning the very essence of love and the human experience. Will you end up rich, heartless, or will you become the unlikely hero this world didn't know it needed?