In this interactive text-based game, you assume the role of Morty, a cynical and snarky heartsman who specializes in stealing hearts—literally. In a world where people's emotions are represented as physical hearts, Morty finds himself embroiled in a chaotic heist to reclaim stolen hearts from a rogue emotion guild. You will navigate through a series of outrageous scenarios, each requiring clever choices and darkly humorous dialogue to retrieve the hearts while keeping your own (now cursed) heart from becoming a desirable target. Along the way, you’ll meet an array of eccentric characters, face moral dilemmas, and uncover a conspiracy that could rock the very foundation of the emotional economy.