Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Trade your heart, not your sense of humor!

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In a dystopian society where hearts are currency, you play as Clyde, a heart broker who trades emotions like stock. When a mysterious client's heart arrives with a strange message, you must navigate a surreal world of emotional blackmail, absurdist characters, and twisted allegiances to uncover the truth. Will you risk your own heart for the sake of a stranger? The choices you make will determine if you keep your heart—literally and metaphorically—or if you're left with nothing but a hollow chest and a witty one-liner.