Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Hey, at least my heart’s not in it!

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Dive into a satirical and absurd world where hearts are literally currency and emotional attachment is the ultimate commodity. You play as an overworked 'Heart Broker' trying to sell, trade, and sometimes steal hearts from various quirky characters to stay afloat in a chaotic city. Each decision can lead to different outcomes, challenging you to navigate twisted relationships, moral dilemmas, and unexpected confrontations, all while maintaining your sense of humor in a heartless world.