Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to have a heart, but now I'm just here for the laughs—do you want to trade?

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In a whimsical yet twisted realm where your heart can literally be traded, you play as an eccentric heart merchant. Navigate a vibrant town filled with bizarre characters who want more than just a good beating! Forge strange trades, manipulate emotions, and collect hearts with unique powers while making sardonic choices that affect your reputation and outcomes. Engage in dramatic encounters with emotionally unstable clients whose hearts you must barter for information, resources, and eventually, your own lost heart. With each transaction, you'll reveal deeper conspiracies and outrageous truths. Can you navigate this marketplace of emotions and reclaim your own heart while keeping your wit sharp and your choices sharper?