Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ve traded hearts for laughs, but this heist will have me breaking my own!

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In an absurd world where hearts are not just metaphors but actual, bartering commodities, players step into the shoes of a quirky heart merchant named Max. Max has a unique talent for trading hearts—a skill that comes from years of negotiating with both the living and the dead. When a high-profile heart theft occurs at an underground heart bazaar, Max finds themselves spiraling into a chaotic web of deception, love, and paranormal nonsense. As players navigate through outrageous dialogue choices, solve hilarious riddles, and forge unlikely alliances, they must uncover the identity of the heart thief while keeping their own beating heart safe. Expect unexpected plot twists, eccentric characters, and surprisingly poignant moments—all wrapped in a humorous package that explores themes of identity and connection.