Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I used to have a heart, but then I started dealing in emotions—now I'm just a love dealer in a world of heartbreak!

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Set in a satirical dystopian world where emotions are traded like commodities, players assume the role of a heart broker who specializes in acquiring and selling hearts to those seeking emotional experiences. The game involves ludicrous negotiations with a cast of quirky clients, each with their own outrageous backstories and desires. As players navigate absurd situations filled with dark humor and unexpected twists, they must make critical choices that affect not only their own heart but the emotional fabric of society. Can you manage your own feelings while juggling the ever-dramatic heart market?