Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I thought losing my heart was a metaphor until I met the literal thief!

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Welcome to a bizarre world where hearts are traded like collectibles at an eccentric underground bazaar. You play as a conflicted Heart Broker, tasked with navigating a convoluted web of intrigue to reclaim your own heart, which has been stolen and embedded in a sinister puppet. As you investigate the bizarre characters of this whimsical underbelly, you’ll uncover their quirky motives while engaging in absurd dialogues and solving idiosyncratic puzzles. Can you outsmart the heart-hungry entities before they combine your essence with a villainous force? Remember, every decision impacts your journey in this satirical mystery, so choose wisely—or not! It'll be an adventure you won't soon forget (assuming you find your heart, of course).