Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as a disgruntled heart transplant coordinator in a dystopian future where hearts are a form of currency. When you accidentally receive the heart of a famous comedian, a series of absurd events ensue as you navigate through a web of eccentric patients, corrupt medical officials, and a rival who wants the heart for themselves. Each choice you make will shape the chaotic narrative, filled with bizarre situations and laugh-out-loud moments as you try to keep your job, uncover the truth behind the heart, and decide who truly deserves it. Will you find your own heart along the way?