Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Forget the beating, let’s just get to the heart of the matter—who needs emotions when you’ve got a deal to make?

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In a world where heartless individuals have stolen the metaphorical and literal hearts of the population, you take on the role of an over-the-top heart broker who specializes in reclaiming those stolen hearts through outrageous bartering, absurd quests, and unexpected plot twists. Each heart has its own personality and backstory, influencing how you must interact with the owners to negotiate their return. Your journey will take you through a metropolis of quirky characters, each more bizarre than the last, and will test your wit and charm as you manipulate, outsmart, and sometimes even entertain your way to victory.