Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, players take on the role of a rogue organ transplant coordinator in a fantastical realm where hearts are currency, and every decision can lead to hilarity or catastrophe. As you navigate the chaotic marketplace of body parts, broker deals with eccentric characters, and unravel a conspiracy involving a shadowy governmental organization intent on controlling the supply of emotions, players must make choices that will influence the emotional state of the realm's inhabitants. Will you play the hero, or screw everyone's hearts over for a quick profit? Your journey is laced with awkward encounters, absurd quests, and the ever-present risk of emotional bankruptcy!