Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs feelings? I’m just here for the tax write-off.

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In a world where emotions can be bought, sold, and traded, you play as Dave, a disgraced heartbroker who has lost his own heart in a mishap involving an ex-partner and a particularly nasty autumn festival. To get it back, Dave must navigate a series of bizarre interviews with emotion-hungry clients, weird support groups, and quirky heart dealers. With each interaction, you must make clever choices that will shape your emotional state and influence how others perceive you. The struggle lies in balancing your own feelings while helping others find their 'perfect heart.' Can you reclaim your heart, or will you find new love—or complete chaos—in this satirical rollercoaster of emotional transactions?