Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'll get your heart back, just as soon as I stop laughing at my own life choices.

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In a fantastical world where emotions are the currency of the soul, you play as a struggling heart-thief in a society where hearts can be swapped like Pokémon cards. Your mission: retrieve the stolen heart of your beloved from the eccentric Emotion Merchants who run a chaotic black market for feelings. Navigate a web of quirky characters, negotiate bizarre deals, and tackle absurd challenges as you try to regain not just your beloved's heart, but also your own sense of identity. As you encounter situations that test your wit, courage, and moral compass, will you save love or sell it for a quick profit? The choices you make influence the ending, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes that challenge both your instincts and your humor.