In this edgy and humorous text-based game, you play as a mischievous medical intern navigating the bizarre world of organ donation. Each day, you wake up in a different unpredictable scenario involving the hearts of quirky patients. The challenge? You must convince the hearts to choose their new 'owner' among a cast of eccentric characters, from a melodramatic poet to a competitive chef! Your decisions will shape the patients' fates, revealing unexpected connections and absurd consequences as you juggle ethics, humor, and the absurdity of life—and death. Will you help them embrace their new life or send them straight to the organ donor's black market? The clock is ticking!