Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Life's a heartless game, but I'd bet my heart on a deadbeat dealer!

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In this satirical interactive text-based adventure, you play as an unscrupulous organ dealer in a dystopian future where emotions are harvested as currency and hearts have become the most coveted item on the black market. As you navigate through various outlandish characters, each with their own emotional baggage and hilarious quirks, you must negotiate and barter for hearts to prevail in this cutthroat world. Make shady deals, dodge eccentric law enforcement, and confront your own hidden feelings as you try to uncover the ultimate truth about love and the human experience—all while maintaining your sarcastic edge.