Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Let’s hope your bedside manner isn’t just a joke... because these hearts can take a real beating!

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky medical intern in a surreal hospital where patients' hearts are not only organ pumps but vessels of personality and memory. Each patient has their own heart, which must be returned to them after a series of bizarre procedures gone wrong. As you navigate the hospital’s twisted realities — filled with eccentric staff, bizarre customs, and emotional rollercoasters — you uncover stories of love, betrayal, and outrageously funny misunderstandings. Your choices shape the outcome of each patient’s heart restoration journey, leading to humorous and dramatic encounters that test your ethics and creativity. Will you manage to return the hearts to their rightful owners, or will you decide that a little chaos is the heart of the matter?