Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical yet twisted world where people trade hearts based on whims, you play as an eccentric 'Heart Broker' who helps clumsy clients choose the right heart for their exact emotional needs. Do they need a brave heart for a thrilling date? Or a gentle heart to soothe a fraying relationship? Each choice alters your clients' lives and your own path. Navigate through bizarre scenarios filled with surreal humor, moral dilemmas, and unexpected consequences. Will you uphold the vibrant trade of hearts or help someone reclaim their own? In this text-based game, the absurdity of love and chance converge, making each decision a heart-racing gamble!