Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Welcome to the marketplace of feelings—where emotion has a price tag and I'm here to negotiate with a heart of gold!

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In a chaotic world where emotions can be physically extracted and traded, you play as a quirky heart merchant navigating a city where people buy and sell emotional hearts to feel happiness, sorrow, love, and more. As you interact with bizarre characters—like a narcissistic poet who’s lost his passion or a joyful clown hiding a broken heart—you must barter your way through life, choosing whether to give your own heart away or gather hearts from others. Each decision leads to dramatic and hilarious consequences, unraveling the murky truths of emotional connections in pursuit of your own true feelings. Will you ultimately learn to reclaim your heart and emotions, or will you capitalize on the chaos?