Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who knew a heart could have better punchlines than a comedy club?

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In this outlandish interactive text-based adventure, you play as Mortimer Breathfield, an eccentric heart surgeon by day and a reluctant stand-up comedian by night. One fateful evening, after a bizarre mix-up at the hospital, you find yourself in possession of a heart that doesn't belong to you—a living, sentient heart with a flair for the dramatic and a penchant for witty insults. As you journey through the chaotic urban landscape, you must navigate outlandish scenarios, interact with quirky characters, and uncover the heart's true owner—all while performing spontaneous comedy gigs to earn your way back to normalcy. With split-second decisions impacting the relationships and outcomes of your day, will you find the heart's owner in time, or will your life become a continuous stand-up routine?