Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for my heart and all I got was this lousy punchline!

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In a zany world where human emotions are literally harvested and exchanged like currency, you play as Pollux, a once-revered 'Heart Dealer' turned social outcast. Tasked with retrieving your own heart after a misadventure involving a rogue client and a cursed magic show, you must navigate a bizarre underworld filled with eccentric characters. The challenge? Each person you encounter has a different emotion embedded within them, and you can engage in witty, choice-driven conversations to collect clues—or risk unintentionally bartering away your very essence. Unravel quirky mysteries, form unexpected alliances, and face moral dilemmas in your quest to reclaim what’s been lost, all while keeping the humor dark and the stakes absurdly high.