Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based game, you play as a quirky heart transplant surgeon caught in a bizarre series of events when a mythical curse causes patients' hearts to gain sentience. Each heart has its own personality, desires, and — most importantly — a witty sense of humor. As you navigate through the chaos, you'll need to engage in humorous dialogue, make ethical choices, and even participate in heart-to-heart negotiations (pun intended) to figure out which hearts truly belong to whom. The stakes are high, the puns are frequent, and the only way to save your hospital is to find the right match before a fatal heart-rave takes place in the operating room!