Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Stealing hearts, one punchline at a time!

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In a peculiar world where hearts are literal commodities, players step into the shoes of a heart-thief with a knack for witty banter and moral ambiguity. They navigate through the vibrant yet sinister streets of a city governed by eccentric factions, each with its own philosophy about love, life, and morality. As the protagonist collects hearts from various characters—like the overly romantic poet, the jaded barista, and the heartbroken punk rocker—the player must solve quirky dilemmas, engage in absurd dialogues, and decide whether to wield the hearts for personal gain or altruistic redemption. Player choices will lead to multiple endings, each revealing the underlying theme of what it truly means to love and be loved. Will you become the ultimate heart collector or find a way to restore the intrinsic value of emotions?