Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In this darkly humorous interactive text-based adventure, you play as a quirky organ transplant coordinator in a sinister yet absurd hospital. Your task is to match hearts to patients based on bizarre and often hilarious criteria, including their life stories, quirks, and even secret desires. As the Hospital of Unusual Procedures unfolds, you’ll encounter a motley crew of characters — including a heartbroken clown, a conspiracy theorist, and a romantically challenged octogenarian — each with their own heart-related dilemmas. Unravel the mystery behind the hospital’s strange occurrences, unravel tangled relationships, and ultimately decide: whose heart should go to whom? The choices you make will sway the balance of life, love, and hilarity.