Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ve got your heart—sorry, it’s not refundable!

RPG Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre world where emotions are harvested and hearts are traded like commodities, you play as a gifted 'Heartbroker,' whose job involves navigating a chaotic marketplace filled with quirky characters, moral dilemmas, and wild plots to steal, swap, or even break hearts. As you uncover the sinister forces manipulating this heart economy, you'll have to make choices that affect your character's emotional state and the fates of those around you. Will you ally with the love-stricken chef desperate for a heart, the vengeful ex-lover seeking justice, or the shady dealer who has a dark secret? Every decision echoes through your heart and the hearts of others, leading to unexpected twists and outrageous comedic situations.