Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a satirical dystopian world where people's hearts are sold as commodities, you play as Dorian, a witty con artist who has accidentally acquired the heart of a notorious crime boss. To survive, you must navigate through a web of absurd scenarios where you negotiate, barter, and sometimes trade hearts to stay one step ahead of vengeful criminals, quirky heartless companions, and a peculiar organization dedicated to maintaining heart 'balance' in society. Will you keep your heart intact, or will you find yourself trading more than just witty remarks?