Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In this unconventional text-based adventure, players assume the role of a disillusioned heart broker in a dystopian city. In a world where hearts can be bartered, traded, or stolen, your job is to match hearts to their rightful owners, uncovering absurd and comical thefts while sidestepping hilariously eccentric characters. Navigate a web of choices that lead to unexpected outcomes as you interact with customers desperately looking for a connection. Will you revive love, or will you upset the balance of affection and madness in this darkly whimsical universe?