Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where emotions are currency, you play as a thrill-seeking Heart Merchant who can collect, trade, and even temporarily wear the hearts of various characters. After stumbling upon a heart that doesn't belong to anyone—and that grants you overwhelming powers—you reel in the chaotic whirlwind of emotional sabotage, jealousy, and unexpected love. Navigate through absurd events, make choices that impact the characters around you, and discover the heart's true owner before the emotional stakes become too high. With humor that bites and scenarios that provoke thought, this text-based adventure is all about making the right choices—or the wrong ones—with outrageous consequences.