Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I'll settle for the punchlines!

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Step into the shoes of an amateur organ-harvesting apprentice in a bizarre, alternate reality where hearts are currency and humor is twisted. As a fresh recruit of the eclectic and funky organization known as 'The Cartel of Cadavers', you navigate through a series of bizarre scenarios where you must negotiate the acquisition of hearts from unwilling donors while solving the peculiar mysteries surrounding each one. Your choices lead to hilarious yet dramatic outcomes as you juggle loyalty, ethical dilemmas, and quirky characters—each with their own heart-related secrets. Will you maintain your humanity or become more like the heartless villains you deal with? The absurdity will keep you on your toes and laughing till the end!