Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I put the 'art' in heart theft—who knew emotions could be so profitable?

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Welcome to a world where hearts are more than just organs—they're currency, status symbols, and even forms of entertainment! In this interactive text-based game, you play as a witty heart-stealer—literally—navigating a quirky society where emotional connections are monetized and relationships can be swapped like trading cards. Your goal is to infiltrate the elite Heart Exchange, where hearts are auctioned to the highest bidder. Choose your words carefully during dialogues, face off in 'emotional duels,' and uncover the secrets behind the Heartless Council, a shadowy group pulling the strings. With branching paths based on your decisions, a series of humorous encounters, and absurdly dramatic plot twists, will you become the heart of the party or lose yours to the highest bidder?