Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for a heart, but I'm leaving with a beat—or maybe just a bad pun!

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Step into the high-stakes world of organ trading in this satirical interactive text-based adventure. You are a quirky medical examiner named Dr. Mortimer Quip, tasked with solving the mystery of stolen hearts—both literal and figurative. Navigate a bizarre underworld filled with eccentric characters, each with their own motives and backstories. Will you choose to play the hero, the rogue, or the merchant of mischief? The choices you make will determine not only your fate but also the fate of countless hearts.