Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart, it’d be in a jar... but it's probably still beating in someone else's chest!

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In a world where hearts can be relocated—and even stolen—through a quirky scientific breakthrough, you play as a heartless soul (literally) navigating a bizarre metropolis. Your mission: find your original heart before the next lunar eclipse, or you'll end up permanently heartless. As you interact with a colorful cast of characters, including heart robbers, love gurus, and a sassy AI that critiques your decisions, you’ll face absurd challenges that test your wit and morality. Choices drastically alter your story, leading to outrageous outcomes, from finding true love to accidentally creating a sentient heart monster.