Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this absurdly funny text-based game, players take on the role of a neurotic heart collector who has the power to transfer hearts between individuals. After an accidental mishap during a heart exchange at a peculiar antiques shop, you find yourself trapped in a chaotic world where you must retrieve your own heart before it becomes a ticking time bomb of emotional turmoil. Navigate through quirky neighborhoods, engage in bizarre conversations, and solve whimsical dilemmas as you try to negotiate, charm, or improvise your way through a host of eccentric characters — from melodramatic poets to self-proclaimed love gurus. The choices you make affect not just your own fate, but the emotional landscape of everyone around you, creating ripples that shift destinies in unexpected ways.