Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I always wanted a heart of gold—guess I’ll settle for one of duct tape and bad decisions.

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In this absurdly engaging interactive text-based game, you play as Caleb, a down-on-his-luck coroner who accidentally becomes embroiled in a series of heart-stealing escapades when he discovers that a famous rogue magician has mystically implanted his heart into unsuspecting victims. As you navigate through the bizarre world of enchanted heart thefts, love triangles, and a series of quirky characters, you must solve riddles, make morally ambiguous decisions, and piece together the magician's true motives. Will you return the hearts before chaos ensues, or become a player in this twisted game of love and death? The fate of the hearts is literally in your hands!