Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Because nothing says ‘I love you’ like stealing someone else’s heart!

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In this audaciously humorous interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Morty, a disgruntled heart thief living in a magical underworld where hearts are traded as commodities. Players must navigate a labyrinthine marketplace filled with quirky characters, each possessing bizarre and hilarious histories behind the hearts they own. Each decision impacts Morty's quest to reclaim his own heart, which got stolen in a fit of jealousy, all while dealing with hilarious heart-based dilemmas and absurd challenges. Will you negotiate with a lovesick ogre, outsmart a heart-stealing con artist, or uncover the truth behind the heart heist within this ridiculous and richly woven dark narrative? Choose wisely, because in this world, hearts breach the barriers of life and death—and love can be deadlier than expected.