Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

I thought I was heartless, turns out I just have great taste!

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Step into the chaotic world of 'Whose Heart is It, Anyway?', where you play as a somewhat morally ambiguous heart-collector in a society that has taken organ transplants to a whole new level. In this satirical and dramatic text-based adventure, your choices will lead you through bizarre scenarios involving characters who have hilarious reasons for needing a new heart. As you navigate gallows humor, absurd negotiations, and absurdly oddball personalities, you must determine the worth of each heart you encounter. Collect hearts to power your quirky inventions, enable bizarre heists, or unwittingly help a band of ragtag underdogs. With witty dialogue and a cast of unforgettable characters, the fate of many (and your own?) rests in your hands. Choose wisely, because in this world, the heart you pick might just pick you back!