Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, you play as a skilled heart surgeon who finds themselves in an absurd world where patients’ hearts are mysteriously swapped with the hearts of animals, inanimate objects, and even former acquaintances. Navigate through outrageous scenarios—such as performing a heart transplant on a talking toaster or dealing with a patient who insists their heart belongs to a medieval knight. With each choice you make, unravel a larger conspiracy that ties the patients together while juggling your quirky colleagues and snarky surgical tools. Will you uncover who’s really behind this bizarre heart-switching epidemic, or will you end up in the wrong cardiac ward yourself?