Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m not just heartless—I'm heart-less.

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In a dystopian world where emotions are traded like currency, you play as Remy, a freelance heart dealer caught in a chaotic auction gone wrong. When the auctioneer accidentally sells your heart to a rival dealer, you must navigate a hilariously bizarre underground market to reclaim it. Engage in zany dialogues with eccentric characters, each with their unique motivations, and use your charm and wit to outsmart thieves, dealmakers, and a particularly sarcastic talking crow. With branching narratives driven by your choices, uncover the hidden secrets of the heart exchange trade while trying to keep your own emotional state (and heart) intact.