In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as a down-on-their-luck mediocrity trapped in a surreal city where hearts can be traded, stolen, or even borrowed. After a bizarre accident, you find yourself with a heart that isn’t yours, sparking a frantic quest to return it before the owner comes looking. You'll encounter quirky characters like a cynical heart broker, a passionate organ activist, and a love-stricken ghost who all have their own agendas. Your choices will lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes as you navigate morally questionable scenarios, all while unraveling the mystery of your new heart's owner. Can you mend the town's broken hearts and possibly your own in this twisted tale of love, loss, and well, outrageous heart theft?