Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

If your heart’s not in it, you’re just heartless—and I’ve got plenty of extras!

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Step into the shoes of a quirky heart-replacement specialist in a whimsical, yet unsettling, world where hearts are commodities. Players navigate a series of satirical quests to procure hearts from eccentric clients: a drama queen who faints at the slightest inconvenience, a disgruntled mime who refuses to speak, and an overly ambitious villain plotting world domination. Players must use their wits, humor, and a touch of moral ambiguity to make choices that determine not only the fate of their clients but also the very essence of what makes a heart truly valuable. Will you collect hearts or sell your own?