Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, players navigate a world where hearts are literally traded commodities, and the main character, a snarky heart merchant, must juggle hilarious moral dilemmas after finding a mystical heart that does not belong to them. Filled with dark humor, absurd characters, and choices that lead to wildly unexpected consequences, each decision affects the fate of both the merchant and the hearts they encounter. Will you hoard the hearts for profit or help the souls connected to them? The clock is ticking, and a heartless villain wants it all back.