Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts were currency, I’d be a billionaire with a bad credit score!

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In a whimsical world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, or even auctioned off, you play as a cynical heart broker who helps clients navigate their emotional chaos. Dive into a series of absurd scenarios where you must decide whose heart to return, keep, or manipulate for your own gain. Each choice affects your character’s morality and the colorful cast of clients—ranging from lovelorn botanists to jealous ghosts—making each decision a delightful mix of humor and ethical dilemmas. Explore the intricate relationships between characters and unravel the mystery of a missing heart that leads you on a wild chase through laugh-out-loud districts like the Alley of Exes and the Marketplace of Regret.