Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You know what they say, ‘One heart's trash is another con artist's treasure!’

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In this twisted text-based adventure, you play as a deviously charming con artist specializing in identity theft. After a fateful encounter with a mysterious figure in a dark alley, you accidentally steal the heart of a powerful and eccentric crime lord. Now, you must navigate a tangled web of love, betrayal, and absurd heists while trying to figure out how to return the heart without losing your own. As you develop relationships with quirky characters, including a vengeful ex-lover, an overly-attached pet parrot, and an overly-serious detective, every decision you make leads you closer to either securing your freedom or becoming a permanent part of a criminal underworld you didn’t sign up for. Choose your words wisely, or you might just find yourself in over your head — not to mention, in a lot of trouble!